Monday, November 19, 2012

My Plan to End the War on Women

In my last post I complained about how Oprah has set the bar too high for childfree women, protesting that my greatest aspiration was to drink wine. I was being a little disingenuous. With all that spare time and money I have because I'm not raising kids I decided to take a stand-up comedy class. (Actually it was my husband's idea, so you can blame him for what you are about to see.)  This is how I came up with my solution to end the war on women.  How Oprah is that?

Warning: I doubt many people who have kids are reading this blog, but just in case, I say c*nt a lot in the video.

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    1. Why thank you, Bee. You are clearly a kind and generous woman.

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  2. Let's take a moment to contemplate what a marvelous, creative and supportive partner the Baroness's husband must be (would he be the Baron?) Suggesting she attend a stand-up class, supporting, nay, contributing passionately to her creative expression... If only all women could enjoy the benefits of such a life partner.

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  3. Hi, Baroness. I've nominated you for a Liebster Award for blogging. I hope you'll accept. You can see the details here. ~Bee

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    1. Thank you and why of course I accept. I haven't won anything since that time there was a pink star on my receipt from Canter's Deli which entitled me to a dozen free danishes. Thanks for giving me something to write about for my next post!

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    2. Excellent! The free danishes may actually be a better prize, but you get to put the cute little Liebster button on your blog. :) Looking forward to your post!

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  4. I love the word cunt! And you were awesome. I would pee my pants if I tried to do something like that.

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  5. Thank you, Tara, for your kind words about my comedic endeavor. I agree...such a satisfying word to say.

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